Saturday, September 25, 2021

And Now This


Long time readers might recall that my buddy Apache was a passionate Thing 45 supporter and, because he was, when we had a big Birthday Bash for him in 2019, I purchased a gift for him off Thing 45’s shop.

The purchase was misconstrued as my being a supporter, and I began receiving email invitations, supposedly from Thing 45 himself, offering me VIP All Access "join me backstage" at his rallies.

That wasn’t all.

I became Miss Popular, with invitations to breakfast, his addressing me on a first name basis, followed by similar emails from Newt and Junior.

I could have easily cut off communication by marking as spam, but I was having way too much fun getting an insider’s view.

Now here we are in 2021 and, I guess, gearing up for a comeback, I’m being thanked for my support, and welcomed to the Save America Team.


I thought we already did Save America by seeing to it he was not reelected.

But wait … there’s more … a Poll.


No surprise that’s a big FREAK NO! from me.

So there’s that.

Then there’s the All Star Candy Crush competition, being hosted by Kim Kardashian.

Looks like I’m automatically entered, whether I want to be or not AND, when I play, my results are factored in.

Round 1 ended today, with KK telling me I’m No. 32 from the top scorer.


Big Whoop! I’ll be glad when this is over and Candy Crush returns to its regular mode.

I’ve not yet received my Bib for the Redondo Beach 5k but, wanting to get qualifying off my bucket list, I headed out to the university this morning, loaded Runkeeper AND Map My Walk, just in case one failed, finished the 3.13 miles.

Because I had a backup, Runkeeper performed accurately, which caused a funny thought to run through my head. That thought being ... Just like a man. Won't act right until a backup comes on the scene and he realizes how easily he can be replaced.

Runkeeper


Map My Walk

I'm not gonna win any special Place medals with that time, but it was 101 degrees out today, and I'm just getting back to racing form.

The good news is, I’m finally off the naughty number I was stuck on, because the Pandemic put an end to 5K’s. So when I post my latest accomplishment to Facebook and Instagram, I can mark this one as the 70th 5K I've participated in, since beginning at Age 65, and leave the naughty number behind.

20 comments:

  1. "but it was 1:01 degrees out today"
    Did you wear your winter coat?

    And They say the way to hurt an opponents campaign is to send them a dollar. Then they start sending you all the mailings that you throw away.

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    1. Give me a break, LOL. Corrected to 101. As for sending a dollar to that guy ... I wouldn't trust my credit card with those shysters.

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  2. God love you. Your so much better then I. I had friends who were trumpers...and I gave the a old boot as a gift. They were confused. I told them it was to shove up their ass. They didn't think it was funny. They got even more rabid as the election went on, and still believe trump won and are those you are into the re-auditing.

    Needless to say we are no longer friends. Very rare for me. I am very opened minded and love that I can be friends with many of different lifestyles and views...so this one failed me. I just can't.

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    1. ROFLMAO! An old boot and telling them to stick it. ROFLMAO! Too bad you're no longer friends as it would be interesting to know how they feel since results of re-auditing show they've been duped.

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  3. I will not do or buy anything that automatically enters me in anything so I never have to worry about Kardastrophes and Thing 45 in my inbox.

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    1. Who knew a purchase would land me on a mailing list, and who could have anticipated KK becoming ambassador for an app game.

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  4. We just got back from Ohio. Hatred on display, loud and clear and rude and offensive. Then, back in MD we enter well-heeled supposedly blue Howard County and I see "Firing Squad for Milley."

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    1. Lots of misguided souls in this world, and appears to be getting worse, not better.

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  5. I play candy crush and saw that too. I'm only on level 1468 right now but I'll be glad when it goes back to normal too.

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    1. Her hosting a tournament seems a dumb idea. Hope there are no further big ideas to change the game.

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  6. I don't leave my house at 100 much less do a 5K. Girl, you are made out of some strong stuff.

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    1. Funny thing ... here we are in a drought, but it rained the day before and was overcast. Flash floods even. I'd expected the same when I headed out. Was looking forward to walking in cool rain. Instead I walked into a wall of heat. This weather is NUTS.

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  7. "...the only leader who can save America"?? Who even asks that?! Well, besides___
    Funny and true thought about your backup activity app! Congrats on surpassing the naughty number 5k.

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    1. What's sad is that so many buy into that tag line. The car's GPS did the same thing, i.e., failed until I purchased a separate Garmin GPS. It's a male. LOL.

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  8. Your Insider View is hilarious... for some reason The Man also got on their Mailer List, I can only assume his Older Brother signed him up, since nobody in this household is a Fan! *LOL* His Grifter antics will never stop so long as he can milk Cash out of his Devotees and keep them fearful and letting him access their Bank Accounts.

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    1. If they saw a photo of me, they'd think twice about sending me inside information. On the other hand, they might try to hire me as a token, like Diamond and Silk :-)

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  9. You would make a prize token but do not accept any offers!
    Well done on exercising in such heat. I could not even walk around our circle in that heat.

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    1. Sunday turned out to be nice and cool. Had I known, I'd have skipped Saturday's heat and walked on Sunday. Weather is so chaotic that even the weather people can't give an accurate prediction. And don't worry, they can't offer me enough to add color to one of his events.

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  10. I am very impressed with your racing. I can’t get over that Trump movement still being so strong. It’s crazy.

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