Awakened at 3:55 this
morning by beeping from my nemesis the smoke detector.
At least this time it
had the decency to go off on a day staff is expected to be on hand, albeit six
hours before staff actually began work.
At any rate, further
sleep out of the question, I began my day, and thought of last time the smoke
detector acted up ─ how the beeping stopped when I pulled out the stepstool in
preparation for disconnecting the little sucker. Mike had commented the beeping
stopped because “the stool changed the airflow in the area of the smoke
detector”.
Worth a
try thought I.
So, I once again
positioned the stepstool under the beeping smoke detector AND ... would you
believe, within 15 minutes the beeping stopped.
Whoa!
That’s some weird
stuff.
And speaking of
weird, because I’d ordered Apache’s birthday present from No. 45’s store, their
database considers me a fan and, since the latest scandal, I’ve become Miss
Popular with 45 inviting me to breakfast, asking about me, addressing me on a
first name basis.
I’m even hearing from
Newt and Jr.
It didn’t stop there,
I received a survey asking if I’d vote for him in 2020.
My reply ─ “Freak No”.
Another survey asking
to rate his performance ─ options being great, good, okay, other.
Of course, the rating
was “Other”, which required an explanation.
My explanation ─
“He’s sick. Get him some help”.
I can easily cut off
communication by marking as spam, but I’m having way too much fun getting an
insider’s view.
Fun that is until he
himself calls me out on Twitter and sic’s his dogs on me.
LOL.
And speaking of fun,
yesterday (Sunday) was another 5K medal for the wall.
This one was too convenient
to pass up ─ just down the street, at the University.
Spotted my friend the
Archeologist in the crowd.
At the
starting point, was a big furry husky.
This in spite of the
sign at the gate.
Also seen at the
starting line.
Though I pretty much
took my time on the course ─ listening to music on the iPod, enjoying the
scenery, the timer at the finish line showed a respectable finish time.
1:00:09 |
After the race, there
was music by a live band.
I got a kick out of
watching the old guy on keyboard.
So I’m off this
morning to the Pain Cave, after a stop by the office to request maintenance on
the now no longer beeping smoke detector.
But, before I go,
there was further communication from 45 this morning.
I’ve yet to hear from
Melanie, Jared or Ivanka.
ROFLMAO!
I going to have to stop hacking into your smoke detector and setting it off... na, this is too much fun.
ReplyDeleteAnd on my blog today I have some stickers you might like.
You did well!
ReplyDeleteShocked to see the "big" fellow next to #612, was he really going to run?
He walked, and you'd be surprised how fast the little legs on guys like that can move. LOL.
DeleteYes, crazy.
ReplyDeleteOMG your 45 e-mail popularity is hilariously outrageous! And I'm so glad you're having such Fun with it! *ROFLMAO too!* Congrats on your latest Medal.
ReplyDeleteInteresting to read that you and the President are now BFFs :-)
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