Thursday, September 9, 2021

Knock Knock, Who’s There?

Thinking it was UPS with a delivery, I opened the door yesterday afternoon to see three residents from a building over.

At first glance, it looked like a posse that had taken care to block my ability to escape, if necessary — what with the tall redhead standing in front of my door, the nice little old guy (that had been raided by the police, guns drawn, because now former resident Cat Lady had reported him as killing cats and humans) standing halfway down the stairs, and a woman I’ve never seen before standing at the bottom of the stairs, holding a dog.

I quickly learned they’d been directed to my door while trying to track down a car parked in a handicapped spot.

The tall redhead, recognizing my face when I opened the door and who knew I drove a Jeep — that the person they were looking was not I, asked, “Do you know who drives the silver Nissan parked in the handicapped spot”.

”Oh, that’s _____’s car” and I directed them to Next Door Neighbor (NDN).

”What’s wrong with her car?” asked I.

”Nothing’s wrong”, said the tall redhead. “There’s a cat trapped in the engine”.

Oh Snap!, thought I and, as the tall redhead turned to NDN’s door, I quickly put my bra back on, put a mask on (none of the three were masked), grabbed my cellphone to record the happening, and headed out the door to follow NDN and the others as they headed for the car.

Those of us around here, who mask up, appear to be a dying breed. But insofar as I know, none of the three have had covid. So, it didn’t worry me as much as the fast walking covid recovered woman going maskless.

As a matter of fact, it looked like those of us wearing masks were in the minority everywhere I went today. Others were going about their business looking as though the pandemic and variant were over and done with.

At any rate, as I followed the group to NDN's car, I was asking questions — like how do you know there’s a cat in the engine?

”We could hear it meowing”, someone answered.

I found that hard to believe because of where NDN parks. You'd have to be right up on her car to hear meowing and, if you were, why were you so close to her car?

”Who heard it meowing?” asked I.

No answer.


(For some odd reason, Blogger now requires double clicking to view videos).

That’s one lucky cat, kitten actually, because NDN doesn’t let much grass grow under her feet — she’s always going, doing, but had stayed in that day.

What a mess it would have been if she’d not stayed in, gotten in the car, turned on the engine.

One near death experience used, eight cat lives remaining.

As for where this kitten came from, it’s a mystery. The Tyrant trapped and got rid of all the cats some time ago, and the only one I’ve seen around since is that black cat that crossed my path last month.

I saw that black cat hiding in the bushes last week, so he or she is still here, but there doesn’t seem to be a familial relationship between that Black cat and this spotted kitten OR as Jerry Springer would word it, "Black Cat ... You Are Not The Father".

As for where this kitten is going, the three that were at my door headed off to find food for the kitten. I’ll have to catch up with one of them to find out if anyone here is adopting it.

I suggested to NDN that, inasmuch as the kitten was in HER car, she should adopt it.

She gave me that LOOK Black women are known for — the look that says it all without words. LOL.

Today was the last necessary item on my to-do list — the Optometrist.

My prescription hasn’t changed much, but I nevertheless ordered new frames for reading glasses, driving/progressive sunglasses, and added an additional pair for computer/crafting.

On the way back, I stopped by Sprouts for butter lettuce and was surprised to see the store reorganized.


They’ve added self-checkout.

Not fond of self-checkout, I’d rather stand in line forever.

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Red Letter Day


When I saw I’d marked this historic day as “Year 11” on my organizer, I thought I’d made a mistake, miscalculated how long it’s been since I retired because it just doesn’t feel that long.

After checking, double checking, triple checking the timeframe, I did indeed gain my freedom this day 11 years ago.

Time flies when you’re not having to deal with racism, crazy bosses and abuse of authority in a job.

As to what I’ve been doing for the last eleven years, what I’ve accomplished, except for surviving family drama — of one kind or another during those years, surviving a pandemic (to date) and keeping active by participating in 5Ks (70 events thus far) and working out with a trainer for the last two years, I don’t really know that I accomplished anything meaningful or that I was even expected to accomplish anything other than continue to exist, keep going.

Friends have urged me to travel, but I don’t enjoy travelling — unless there’s a purpose, such as a Meditation Retreat, which I attended one every year until the pandemic brought an end to those, with no restart in sight. 

Travelling, seeing the world, dealing with planes, trains, boats, spending nights in strange hotels, just does not appeal to me, and I can’t understand those that do enjoy doing so.

At any rate, thanks to family drama, there have been some downs in the last eleven years (and it ain't over yet), but I pulled through, have managed to enjoy these retirement years, had fun and haven’t been bored, not even in lockdown.

Returning from this morning’s workout, I detoured to pick up mail, opened the security gate to the Mail Center and there, inside the enclosed area was the fast walking Covid recovered resident … without a mask.

Needless to say, I backed the heck out, then reached into my bag, retrieved the extra masks I’d been carrying around for just such a situation — running into her maskless.

"Do you need a mask? I have these extras that I’ve been carrying around", said I.

"Oh no, I have plenty of masks", said she.

The little voice in my head angrily said, “Well why the hell don’t you wear them!?” but, since I didn’t repeat it out loud, she didn’t hear that retort.

Then she looks at my mask and says, "Oh! You have a bling one. I wouldn’t mind having a bling mask".

"I don’t have any extra blings, just these" and I once again hold out a mask for her to take.

"Give those to someone who doesn’t have a mask. I have plenty, but thanks though".

If I thought she’d wear one, when out and about on the property, I’d order a bling mask for her; but if she’d not wearing any of the masks she says she now has, she probably won't wear the bling either ... except on special occasions.

Whatdoyathink? Should I invest in a bling for her and hope for the best — that she’ll mask up? If I go to the trouble and she STILL doesn't mask up, it will just make me feel stupid and angry.

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Where’s My Ballot

Tuesday, September 14, is the last day to vote in the Gubernatorial Recall Election.

After seeing friends post, weeks ago, that they’d voted “No!” … “Hell No!” … “F__k No!” and, with me having not yet received a ballot to date, thinking shenanigans may be in play, I looked into the matter this morning.

I did receive the Official Voter Information Guide, two weeks ago, flipped it open and landed on this …..


Not a very flattering photo.

At any rate, having registered and voted only once in my entire life, and that time just because it was absolutely necessary — No. 45 had to go, I was surprised to find my voter status listed as “inactive”.

What the heck?

This better not be one of those fiascos where I’ve been declared dead.

It happens.

At any rate, if I want to vote “No” in this election, I’ll have to reregister.

No thanks.

Once was enough, and if the powers that be are gonna bug me with having to sporadically repeat the process, followed by my name being resubmitted to the jury pool, having to re-submit my Permanent Jury Duty Excuse, then “F__k No!”.

So long as I’ve not been declared dead, I’m good.

I’m just gonna trust the recall process, and however it works out is however it works out.

Yesterday’s TikTok oven-baked pancakes were a win. One of the few things I’ve tried from TikTok that wasn’t a fail except, instead of substituting a sheet pan with a cake pan, I should have used a pie pan — which would have resulted in flatter looking pancakes. Cake pan baking caused the pancakes to rise, come out looking more like slices of corn bread. Especially since I sliced in rectangles.

Blueberries & Crispy Uncured Bacon

Nevertheless, DELICIOUS! Plus, light, fluffy. 

My sensitive gut will not tolerate traditional syrup, so I made a clear stevia simple syrup.

I’m tempted to do pancakes again this morning but, inasmuch as I’ve already ordered a quarter sheet pan (they do exist), I’ll wait.

So this was a win, but the TikTok idea I tried a few weeks ago was an epic fail.

A creator, who calls himself the Dancing Dentist (a Periodontist that likes to dance) suggested, to keep our pearly whites white, that a straw be utilized when drinking liquids — coffee, sodas, etc.

Inasmuch as I’d just had my teeth cleaned, not wanting coffee stains, I took a sip of my hot coffee through the straw and ……

You guessed it.

The inside of my mouth caught fire.

Fortunately, I was in the kitchen, near the sink and could quickly safely, spit the burning coffee out without damaging carpet, couch, laptop (other places I could have been when I took that sip).

When next I run across that clip, I’ll leave a comment asking the dentist to specify “cold liquids”, for those of us who don't think it through, because the roof of my mouth has yet to return to normal.

And btw, as to how I received a Voter Information Guide when listed as "inactive", I just noticed that though the document was addressed to my unit, it was not my name, nor the name of anyone I know.

May be shenanigans after all.

Monday, September 6, 2021

Happy Labor Day

I had a change of heart and gave Trainer today off.

On Friday, when Trainer asked if I’d planned to workout on Monday, my reply had been “Yes. That is unless you have plans”. He’d said he had none, but then asked me to change my time, come in as early as I could get there — which I said was 10:00.

After thinking about that conversation, I realized he really didn’t want to open up the studio just to accommodate my little 30 minute morning workout, but didn’t want to let me down because he’d had that daughter situation which caused his taking off last Monday.

Feeling guilty about taking him away from his family, I texted that I’d changed my mind, was giving him today off, that I’d see him Wednesday.

So here I sit with leisure time — no errands, no reason to get dressed, go outside, face the world until Wednesday — just nap, catch up on recorded television programs, needlepoint, detox from humanity.

And speaking of humanity, when I stepped outside to take out the trash yesterday, Next Door Neighbor was coming back from the pool. Here was my opportunity to ask if she'd had problems with the market's security guard.

I was a little hesitate to ask, afraid I'd put my foot in my mouth because one just never knows who can be trusted in discussing others.

We've had incidents here when folks have gone out of their way to start trouble by tattling to so and so what this one said, what that one said.

When the grapevine leaks a tidbit to me, I don't repeat what I've heard to anyone around here. I blog about it, LOL.

So not knowing if that security guard had charmed Next Door Neighbor, as he seems to have charmed everyone he works with and other customers with his faux friendliness, it was a risk to bring him up, but I took the risk, asking if he'd ever said or done anything to make her feel uncomfortable.

He had not.

She said he greets her with "hello" when she walks in, but that was all.

So why am I the unlucky one?

And when I say "faux" friendliness, I mean this guy is smart. He knows how to play the game, how to manipulate people.

It's like what you see in the news and on television, when neighbors learn that the guy down the street who was so friendly, so helpful, so pleasant, turns out to be a serial killer. At first, neighbors are all in denial, angry he's been charged ... "Oh No, not Charlie. I don't believe it. You've arrested the wrong guy. He was always so friendly, so helpful, so pleasant".

Yeah, sure. That was the image he fed you, so no one would suspect he was a bad guy, and you bought it.

At any rate, I'm over it. I'm too old for this kind of crap.

And speaking of crap women deal with, in tonight's TV viewing is Harry & Megan: Escaping the Palace. In the promo for the movie, Megan is asking us viewers a question.


Even though, spiritually speaking/Dharma, there are no mistakes, my answer is YES.

Knowing now what she did not know then, experiencing what she's had to endure, Megan probably would have given more weight to what Princess Diana and Fergie said they'd gone through, and chosen NOT to get involved in that Royal Family.

At any rate, I'm off to start this leisurely day with pancakes for breakfast, made TikTok style.

A creator came up with a hack that, instead of stovetop, bake the batter in the oven 450 for 15-18 minutes … in a sheet pan, cut the cooked pancakes into rectangles.

She added chocolate chips and berries to her batter.



I'll be adding blueberries and bacon to mine and, with a full sheet pan being too many portions for me, I'll be using a small cake pan, but I'm putting a half sheet pan, maybe even a quarter sheet (if there is such a thing) on my shopping list.

Mine may not turn out as pretty as hers, but you can't mess up pancakes and it will be nice not to have to slave over a hot stove on Labor Day.

Friday, September 3, 2021

The Cat and Mouse Game

I’m not sure if I’m the cat or the mouse, but that was the game I played today.

The view across the street from the Pain Cave is the market parking lot. I step out the door, look straight ahead as I walk to the car and, because that security guard parks his truck under a particular tree directly in the line of vision, I can see it.

Trainer has accused me of “stalking my stalker”, lol, but I say the truck is hard to miss and besides, it’s good to know where he is and when the coast might be clear so I’d not have to go out of my way when I needed something.

Today was that day.

With no sign of the security guard’s truck, I figured the coast was clear to just run in for three items.

Once I parked, got out of the car, walked across front of the market doors — towards a cart, I spotted him.

Dammit!

But pretended I didn’t.

He spotted me as well. Looked directly at me.

He was leaning against the wall at the exit door, opposite to the entry door where he usually stands — which was a good thing, because it was further away from where I entered.

I walked in fast, as though in a hurry and, with him at the opposite wall, it was easy to pretend I didn’t see him, especially since, by then, a worker was engaged in conversation with him, standing directly in front of him.

It’s hilarious that, whereas I go out of my way to not be noticed by him, security guard goes out of his way to be noticed by me. 

Since I didn’t look over in his direction, he all of a sudden raised his voice several octaves, in his conversation with the worker, to capture my attention.

I pretended I didn't hear, didn't look over.

THEN, as I was exiting the ice cream isle, who did I see walk nonchalky by but himself.

He actually left his post, walked the perimeters of the market, to make sure I’d notice him.

He didn’t look over at me. He just walked by and I’m sure could see, out the corner of his eye, that I came to a dead stop — because I was so surprised to see him walking by.

I don't know if anyone can relate to this, or even believe it happens, but men do strange things when they are determined to be noticed. Thinking about this later, it occurred to me he just might be crazy enough to accuse me of shoplifting which, if he did would be stupid. I'd end up owning that market but, like I said, men do strange things.

Case in point, my ex-husband, the cop.

We met because we both worked at the same station. He, like security guard, made it obvious he was interested in me. I, just like with security guard, pretended not to notice. So, what ex-husband did to get my attention was to make a complaint to the watch commander, something about my not fitting in, not being friendly, which threatened my job.

You can bet THAT got my attention, but I got the last laugh because, after giving him what he wanted — which was to date him, he fell in love with me (I fell in love with him as well). I ended up marrying his arse, fell out of love, then later escaped his mouse trap and divorced his arse.

So anyway, security guard having been successful in getting me to notice him by walking by the isle I was in, I just shook my head and then erased him from my mind, didn’t think anything else about him. Just got my items, went to the checkout line. I wasn’t even thinking of how to avoid him when exiting the market when, as I reached the casher, I heard someone call my name.

It was my friend The Archeologist. She was one customer behind me in line.

I waited for her and we walked out chatting, catching up and, once outside, took a selfie — because we always do to let our facebook friends know there’s been a sighting.

So preoccupied was I, in catching up with what the Archeologist has been doing, that I forgot to think about security guard — where was he when we left the market ... was he watching us ... and, more importantly, where did he park that truck which led me to believe the coast was clear when it wasn't?

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m the mouse because, in the cat and mouse game, the cat engages in “contrived actions” — like raising his voice to be noticed and walking the perimeter to be noticed, but the mouse is always able to “avoid capture” which, in my case, is to play dumb, pretend I’ve not noticed.

Other than that, it’s a quiet day, looks to be a quiet weekend, with a workout on Monday — irregardless of Monday being a holiday because neither Trainer nor I have plans. So why not stick to schedule.

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Back In The Saddle

More appropriately, it's back to the Pain Cave this morning, after a four-day vacation from working out, rather than the normal two day weekend off.

The car did get its annual service yesterday. Also taken care of was a critical recall, I knew nothing about.

I don’t recall receiving a recall notice or, if I did, it would be just like me to not realize what it was and shred as junk mail.

At any rate, that’s another appointment off my to-do list. Only thing remaining to get off my list, my mind, my back, is the Optometrist — scheduled for next week.

I spent the 3-1/2 hours at the dealership playing Pokémon GO, meditating, napping, reading.

Caught a new Pokémon, called Falinks, which netted me two thousand points.


I also engaged in two battles — lost both.

Not sure I’ll be playing Pokémon GO for very much longer. A newly implemented change is rolling out that’s making me less and less likely to continue. That change being, in order to perform some of the functions in the game, the user has to give permission to link to the contacts in our phone.

Seems shady to me, so I’m not doing that.

There’s always Candy Crush to play.

The only time I have to read is during downtime — while waiting for the dentist, the dermatologist, the car to be serviced. Thus, I’ve not made much progress on that hilarious read Everyone in this Room Will Someday be Dead.

The heroin, with all her issues, cracks me up. Like what I was reading yesterday .... she walked into the bathroom, mistook her own reflection for an intruder, shouted "Who are you!", made a fist and, attempting to defend herself, punched the mirror. Broke it of course, cut her hand, headed to the ER — and not for the first time as she’s a bit of a hypochondriac.

Not expecting any downtime at the Optometrist, and with something interesting about to go down in the book, involving the police and a dead former employee, I may have to make time to read.

Arriving back at the complex, I found the Monthly Calendar posted to the door.

It appears the Tyrant did not learn his Movie Night lesson. He’s tying again — on the 24th, showing Eddie and the Cruisers.

Where is he getting these dated movies from?

That movie, having to do with a rock and roll star, who disappeared at the height of his fame, is something like forty years old.

The notice indicates “Space is limited. First 15 to reserve get to watch the movie”.

I don’t think the Tyrant has anything to worry about, as attendees will probably be that same old guy and his wife that were the only ones to show up for A Quiet Place.

Also, there’s a meeting scheduled for the 17th to discuss a Travel Club — “go on exciting quarterly adventures, cruises, casinos, beaches, museums, musicals, etc.”

In a pandemic? With a variant floating around?

Since he can't bore us to death, looks like he’s trying a more direct route to killing us off.