It irritates me to no end that, when I check into the Lab for blood work, the receptionists always ask, “Did your doctor order this?”
I always politely respond “yes”, but inside I’m thinking … How stupid are you? Do you think I’d be here otherwise? My doctor not only ordered it, but this time threatened to withhold my blood pressure medication if I didn’t report for duty.
The good news is, I was in and out in 42 minutes — record time, but only because I got up early, arrived close to an hour after they’d opened. Additional bonus — the Lab Technician was so good that I didn’t even feel the needle going in.
Last time I had blood drawn, arriving about 11 a.m., I found the Lab so busy that my number was hours away from being called.
I timed how long it took for the numbers to be called, figured that, at the pace the Lab Techs were going, I'd be waiting over 2 ½ hours, decided to leave, come back.
I spent the time shopping at a nearby mall.
By the time I figured my number would be coming up, I drove back, arrived with a wait of 10 more minutes.
Thinking ahead, just in case I didn’t get back before they called my number, I’d grabbed another number on the way out.
After I was done with the Lab, overhearing someone complain about what a long wait they had ahead of them, I gave them the second number I’d pulled, which cut their wait time to a few minutes.
So, anyway, Lab Work is off my bucket list, and I now know to always arrive early.
On the way out of the medical center, I heard a woman say, “I think we still have time to make it to Denny’s”.
I don’t know why I found that so funny, but she needn’t have worried because, to my understanding, Denny's serves breakfast all day, every day, 365 days a year.
Walking to the car, I spotted a fun decal.
Since I was out and about, I thought to get the car gassed up at Costco, take a stroll through Spirit Halloween, stop by the bank, pick up groceries. However, the freeway turnoff that would take me to the location, where I could accomplish all four tasks in one spot, that I’d programmed into the GPS was blocked off. Not knowing my way around otherwise, in that area, I pivoted — headed home with one stop, by a bank, where I managed to snag a few $2 bills.
Asking the teller if he had any $2 bills, he asked his manager who said, “I have 134” and she just happened to have them in her hand.
How serendipitous is that?
She’d just received a new bundle of 2’s and was counting them out.
And when I say new, I mean brand spanking new, hot off the press, which caused me to inquire as to why they were new and not old and gnarly.
"Oh, we frequently get new packs in. They’re still being printed".
"Then why do I not see them in circulation? Why are there people who’ve never seen a $2 bill?"
"That’s because people are collecting them".
Oh, the teller means people like me. LOL.
At any rate, I only bought ten because, seeing the bills in brand new shape kinda took the glamour of owning off for me.
What would be fun, if we had trick-or-treaters around here, which we don’t, it would be fun to give them a candy bar wrapped in a $2 bill.
Inasmuch as I was not able to get groceries while I was out and about, and couldn’t stop at the corner market (which would have been convenient) because … security guard, looks like I’m going to have to head out again, go to the other market in the area.
Spirit Halloween will have to wait for another day, and I’ll gas up at the corner station tomorrow.
I prefer one and done, as in one trip out, multiple errands run, but we can't always get what we want. At least not today.




