The last five days have been a blur.
Except for Wednesday and Sunday, I have no memory of the other days.
Wednesday stands out because of what our MAGA neighbor was reported to have done.
I’d popped into Crafts on Wednesday to take photos of what the seniors were making for the FB page.
Readers might remember Hubba Hubba Awooga Silver Fox …… the guy who had been traumatized by women in the complex chasing him.
He hated it, said he was sick and tired of women knocking on his door, bringing cakes/meals; sick and tired of women always chasing him …… period.
Though there’s been no mention of Hubba Hubba Awooga in the blog since September, when he was depressed at having been in the hospital "a couple of times", suffering from diverticulitis, I’ve caught occasionally glimpses of him on the walkway from my patio window; and once, when I was on the parking lot as he was driving out of the complex, he’d waved and asked from his car’s window if things were good with me.
Other than that, there’s been no actual contact as he’s even more of a loner than I.
Insofar as I can tell, he looks no longer depressed, so maybe his health issue has been resolved.
He also looks not quite as Hubba Hubba Awooga Silver Fox, as he formerly appeared to me, because he cut his hair …… the man bun is gone, remaining silver hair looks gray.
So, anyway, I guess others still find him Hubba Hubba Awooga, because Talker said MAGA was tailing her one day, trying to engage in conversation, when Hubba Hubba Awooga Silver Fox appeared, heading for his car.
He doesn’t talk to anyone around here except myself and Talker. So, seeing Talker, he said "Hey" and moved to approach to talk to her.
Talker said MAGA was in awe, watched him approach, whispered "Do you know him …… is he new here?".
"Yes, I know him. No, he’s not new. He’s been here two years".
As Hubba Hubba Awooga got to where Talker was standing, before he could get a word out, MAGA still in awe, blurted out, "You are a good looking man".
Was she flirting?.
I don’t know.
I don’t think so.
I think it was a spontaneous statement of fact, a compliment.
However, with Hubba Hubba Awooga having been traumatized by women overly appreciative of his looks, it was the wrong thing to say.
Talker said his reaction was to stop in place, then turn and walk away without saying a word.
MAGA supposedly looked confused, whereupon Talker said to her, "You just did a no no" and explained how Hubba Hubba Awooga hated what she'd said, found it annoying.
I told Talker that should MAGA bring up Hubba Hubba Awooga again, she should tell her that even if he had not been annoyed, MAGA would not have had a chance because he wouldn’t touch a supporter of Two Dolls Donnie with a ten-foot pole.
Talker said she’s going to work that into their next conversation.
LOL. I hope she does.
Venturing outside on Sunday to do laundry, I ran into the resident that lives across the grassy knoll, upstairs, next door to Upstairs Lady.
Let’s call her the Lady with the White Dog (LWTWD).
LWTWD was good friends with my former Next Door Neighbor, even helped her box-up for the move, and was telling me how happy former Next Door Neighbor is in her new community.
No surprise, I knew where she was going, would be happy with the move.
LWTWD also said she’s visited twice already, would be interested in moving there as well, but cannot afford the $2,375 a month rent; that because former Next Door Neighbor is on the County, her portion of the rent is only $400.
WOW! $400 A MONTH AND ITS A NICER AREA, HAS A FITNESS CENTER AND ACTUAL ACTIVITIES …… THAT'S A GIFT!
LWTWD will no doubt be a frequent visitor.
I myself did not visit when former neighbor lived next door because she bored me; so, even if ever invited, no way will I travel 20 minutes to be bored.
On the Activity Calendar for today, Kesha Tuesday, is "Social: Bingo and a Picnic (Sandwiches, Chips, Beverage)".
I'll pass; but I do have to go down, deliver flyers to the Baker.
Hopefully, I can get in and out before Kesha runs up, pushes her clipboard in my face, asks me to sign.
I always get a kick out of your nicknames for other residents, but my all-time favourite nickname is Hubba Hubba Awooga Silver Fox!
ReplyDeleteLOL. The names write themselves.
DeleteWow, how did your ex-neighbour qualify for a $2000 monthly subsidy "on the County"? That sounds way too good to be true...
ReplyDeleteIt's true. The County is quite generous. Some people the County have placed here only pay $150 a month in rent. My understanding is that it's all based on income and sometimes the income is so low that residents even have trouble coming up with the $150.
DeleteMy mom had section 8 because she was disabled and on SSI. Her apartment was going for $900 a month but she only had to pay $150 a month. That was back in 2011.
ReplyDeleteI've got nicknames for people around here too. The newest one is wheel chair lady. She can walk but uses the wheel chair to get people at McDonald's to buy her food.
That's a pretty good con to get free food. I'd be a sucker and fall for it. Is wheel chair lady the one that wheeled her way through daughter's garden?
DeleteWow, those Rental Prices are higher than my Mortgage on the Mini Farm... of coarse Phoenix is rapidly approaching Unaffordable Cali Rental Prices too and Salaries here are way less than there. Silver Fox probably would prefer Women to just like him for who he is and not what he looks like, I would think after a time that would become annoying and superficial attraction that is unwanted and unappreciated. Too bad he cut his Hair, I remember you Sharing a Photo of him and he is a very Handsome Man and wore a Man Bun well. I'm one who likes the Man Bun, but I know many do not.
ReplyDeleteImagine how ga ga MAGA would have been had she seen him before ... when he had that sexy man bun.
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